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Emergency Flirtation Device

Emergency Flirtation Device

You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

$35.60
Emergency Flirtation Device
$35.60

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Emergency Flirtation Device

You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

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You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!